In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Garden of Eat'in with Fruits and berries and Natures plants and herbal apothecary and a Wisdom Template of Living so that Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's great gifts, the Trickster Satan exploited Nature and began to unnaturally cross breed fruits in the process of hybridization that scrambled Perfection into a half of one thing and a half of another producing a new plant. This changed the genetic structure and nutrient ratio that was naturally assimilated by the body. The process resulted in Starchy and acidic food overthrowing the natural balance of the body and thus, Perfection was moved further away from Source. And Satan smiled.

And God created the alkaline veggies that Woman might keep the health and figure that Man found so fair. Then Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14. And Satan smiled.

So God said, 'Try my fresh green salad.' And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast. Then Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons, and garlic toast on the side.

God then said, 'I have sent you heart healthy vegetables to eat raw, and olive oil in which to lightly sauté them.' And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter.

And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof and lymphatic system began to clog and kidneys stopped filtering. And Satan smiled.

God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it 'Angel Food Cake,' and said, 'It is good.' Satan then created chocolate cake and named it 'Devil's Food.' Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, 'You want chocolate with that?' And Man said, 'Yes!' And Woman said, 'And as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles.' And they gained 10 more pounds. And Satan smiled.

God then brought forth running shoes, Qi Gong and Yoga so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave the internet and cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels.

And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds, stagnating the lymphatic's further, affecting the adrenals, the pituitary and parathyroid, weakening their physical and mental muscles.

Then God brought forth the rosey potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Obese Man gained even more pounds.

God then gave eggs so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan blood sacrificed animals for food and created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, 'You want fries with that?' And Man replied, 'Yes! And super size them!'
And Satan said, 'It is good.'

And Man went into cardiac arrest. Then Satan created HMOs & GMO's.

And God sighed and created Detoxification Specialists with herbal wisdom to treat the Cause. Eating Fruit Hu-man regenerated and woke up to the lies of the Trickster and returned to Nature and the mind of God.  And God smiled and said, "It is good."